For the Babies Who Were Not Aborted But Died Anyway
In Partnership with The Institute for Penis-Based Urban Planning
Published by the Heritage Foundation for Obvious Research · Washington, D.C.
Mission Statement
"Dedicated to harnessing the power of the penis to create better places to live, work, and play with ourselves. Peer reviewed. Fully funded. Taking itself completely seriously."
Editorial Leadership
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MAN WHO HAS
NEVER BEEN
TOLD NO
Chief Medical Officer & Director of Urban Affairs
Bobby Lennedy, MD, FCEE, MAGA
Fellow of the College of Extremely Easy Expertise · Adjunct Chair, Department of Ovarian Real Estate Development Research
Dr. Lennedy brings decades of confident expertise to fields he has never personally inhabited. His landmark work, The Uterus as Zoning Opportunity, has been cited by seven think tanks, none of which employed women at the time of citation. He is available for speaking engagements, depositions, and select cabinet positions.
Current Issue · Vol. 1, No. 1
A Rigorous, Evidence-Based, Fully Peer-Reviewed Examination of Why This Was Obviously Always About Something Else
The Editorial Board · Received: January 6, 2021 · Accepted: Immediately · DOI: 10.0000/obvious.2026.001
Abstract
This paper introduces a novel theoretical framework for understanding the systemic harm caused by reproductive autonomy to those who have historically benefited from its absence. Drawing on a robust methodology of not asking anyone affected, the authors present a four-plane analysis of white discomfort. The paper concludes that the most pressing threat to white joy is, and has always been, accountability. Funding: The Heritage Foundation. Conflicts of Interest: None acknowledged.
White Lives Madder: The Imposter Cologne of Social Justice
A longitudinal study of individuals who discovered systemic injustice the moment it inconvenienced them personally. Includes olfactory analysis.
The Editorial Board · DOI: 10.0000/obvious.2026.003
Penis-Based Urban Planning: A Development Report
An evidence-based examination of how cities get designed when the people designing them have never had to think about cities the way cities think about them.
Dr. Bobby Lennedy, MD, FCEE, MAGA · Director of Urban Affairs · DOI: 10.0000/obvious.2026.004
Charter Schools and the Commodification of the Undeveloped Mind: A Growth Opportunity
What happens when you apply venture capital logic to a child's frontal lobe? Dr. Lennedy investigates, with great enthusiasm and no pediatric training.
Dr. Bobby Lennedy, MD, FCEE, MAGA · DOI: 10.0000/obvious.2026.005
Zoning the Body: Uterine Infrastructure in a Bear Market
A policy brief examining the regulatory environment for reproductive real estate, including setback requirements, occupancy limits, and the challenge of eminent domain.
The Department of Ovarian Real Estate Development Research · DOI: 10.0000/obvious.2026.006
Open Positions
The Journal of White Joy · Washington, D.C. · Hybrid (Denial Optional)
Position Description
We are seeking an experienced editorial professional to oversee peer review of research conducted on conditions the reviewer does not have, about populations the reviewer has not consulted, for journals that continue to be surprised by the results.
Required Qualifications
Preferred Qualifications
Experience with Zoning the Body, Uterine Infrastructure modeling, or the application of bear market logic to human development. Not required. Will provide training. Training is a conference.
The Journal of White Joy is an equal opportunity employer in the sense that we will consider anyone who agrees with us.
Coming in Future Issues
"The Invisible Burden: Why Being Asked to Remember Is a Form of Violence" — Provisional
"Fragility as Scholarship: A Longitudinal Study" — Under Review
"The Founding Fathers' Emotional Labor: An Overlooked Dimension" — In Press
"Property Rights and Personhood: Distinguishing the Two, Reluctantly" — Forthcoming
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